You know you're drinking too much coffee when.
You lick the coffee pot clean.
You sleep with your eyes open.
The energizer bunny wears out before you do.
All your kids are named Joe.
You want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee tin.
Your survival kit contains a pound of coffee and a grinder.
You answer the door before anyone knocks.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
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