Bubba's sister was pregnant and in a bad car accident, which caused her
to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees
that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she shouts, "Tell me about
my babies!"
" Ma'am," the doctor replies, "you had TWINS -- a boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. And your brother, Bubba came in and named them."
"Oh, no!" thinks the woman. "Not Bubba -- he's an IDIOT!" Expecting the
worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise." Then she asks
the doctor, "Okay, what's the BOY'S name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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