You should always leave loved ones with loving words.  It may be the last time you see them.

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching."

At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Moving through the line a boy wrote another note to leave by the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked.

Walking by, a minister saw his 5-year-old son and playmates find a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, the children had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn... and into the hole he gooooes."

i love swimming its soo fun and good exersice what about u?

i like the order of the phonixe the most  but i like them all

watch his vids they r soo funny

i havent seen it but my mom has she said it was good scale from 1 to 10 what would u rate it?

love the song but the music vid is really weird but funny

scale 1-10

i say about a 5

i liked number 2

scale from 1 to 10

10

that is a god song chris brown and jordan sparks look good to gether

good movie

i like that song

i love that song

the only thing that keeps me up when im fillen down

a shorty like mine a shorty like mine

love it

love it

the only thing that keeps me up when i  fellin down

shorty like mine

i love that show

i like potateos more i dont like tomatoes

what type of musice do u listen to?

me all kinds

Shaving

Barber shave
Customer sneeze
Customer dead
Next Please!

Hickery Dickery Dock

Hickery dickery dock
A goat just ate my sock
Then my shirt for his desert
Hickery dickery dock

Row Your Boat

Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Until you hit the water fall
And then you start to scream.

that was a good movie

good movie

i like the vids

Examination

I went to the doctor -
He reached down my throat,
He pulled out a shoe,
And a little toy boat,
He pulled out a skate
And a bicycle seat,
And he said, "Be more careful
About what you eat."

Jack Horner

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Watching the girls go by,
Along came a beauty,
He said, Hello Cutie!
And that's how he got his black eye.

Hitting

Use a log to hit a hog.
Use a twig to hit a pig
Use a rake to hit a snake.
Use a swatter to hit an otter.
Use a ski to hit a bee.
And use a feather when you hit me.

i play the clarinet

i like micky ds ( micdonldes)

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES." When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."

havent seen it but heard it s good

i dont like her because little girls look up to her and then she strips on tv and said she would makeout with nick jonas but wouldent go out with him ad alot more!!!

i listen too it danceing and listening to music is my hobbie whatabout u?

i listen too it danceing and listening to music is my hobbie whatabout u?

i listen too it danceing and listening to music is my hobbie whatabout u?

i listen too it danceing and listening to music is my hobbie whatabout u?

keep close too ur friends even tho  u get into fights stay cose because loosing ur best friend is like losing an arm

tic tac toe three in a row barney got shot but the gijo mama called the doctor and the doctor said "OOOOOPS BARNEYS DEAD HEHE oops"

thats a funn movie

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.

A letter written in a childish scrawl came to the post office addressed to "God".

Old Noah he had an ostrich farm and fowls on the largest scale, 
He ate his egg with a ladle in a egg-cup big as a pail, 
And the soup he took was Elephant Soup and fish he took was Whale, 
But they all were small to the cellar he took when he set out to sail, 
And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, 
"I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine." 
The cataract of the cliff of heaven fell blinding off the brink 

This feeling is like a wonderful sting.
I want this feeling to hold me captive.
I wouldn't give this up, not even for all four seasons to be spring.
It doesn't need to be masked as attractive,
This unstable beautiful pain is mine, its what I want, what I need!
My happiness continually gains,
This is great. Something this good cannot be greed!
I'm glad to leave them, I found a better lain.
This I intend to keep.
No one else can have it, its mine!

it does work like use 1500 colries or start at 1800 but make sure to look at the servings and amounts

ello people i would like to have more friends