Guys Why are you so into Anal???

What makes it so great and interesting?

What time do you eat dinner? My family eats dinner at 5:00 P.M. Prompt. I have always been told that it is better to eat as early as possible so that your body has time to burn it up.

Is your Mother In - Law one to be dreaded when seen or do you get along? My mother in law has never cared for me because I am related my aunt, LOL! They use to be best friends, then had a falling out and so My mother in law does not like anyone related o her. It is rough but we try to manage.

So we were driving down the autobahn when I glanced at the car we were passing. The man turned to look at me ,also, and in the process was picking his nose. He did not seem embaressed for getting caught, nor did he stop.

This pug is so cute!!

Crash Course in Speaking Chinese
Chinese Phrase English Translation

Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift

Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia: Approach me

I've been with this guy for a while, at the beginning the relationship was good, but for the past few months i am not happy with the way things are going, i can't really talk about it because for him everything is perfect, so i want to break up with him but i don't want to hurt him.  what do you think i should do.

What is your favorite? I am a blue person. My husbad likes MANLY purple, LOL. My oldest daughter is with me, blue. My youngets daughter loves pink, and my son won't say because he is afraid the color he picks will be a girls color. He used to like purple.

My 9 year old daughter has began learning about poverty. She ased me a week ago if we were poor. I said well, we are not rich but I wouldn't say we are poor. So later on in the day her and I went to the store and she asked if she could buy a toy. I sad no and she stared singing as loud as she could, "were poor, were poor!" over and over again. I was embaressed!

I am pretty sure that my cat needs some type of pill to control her mood swings. One minute she loves you and the next she is hissing, bitting, and attacking you. I have never seen such an angry cat before . Have you?

After 9 years of marriage, my husband has begun to put on a lot of extra weight. The irony of this is that, he told me years ago, if I gained weight to 130lbs. I would be too big for his taste! Now he is 230lbs. HA HA HA!

I am currently discussing at PL, surfing my traffic site, checking my accounts, talking with fellow friends at another socilizing site, while sitting in my PJ's drinking coffee. How about you?

Hi! I am new to PL and would like to make new friends. Please introduce yourself to me so we can get to know one another.

I am a mother of 4 and married to a wonderful man. My husband is currenly in the military and we are stationed in Germany. We love Europe but are sometimes home sick for the States. We plan on moving back to Virginia when my husbands time is up. We have two cats and enjoy our family time together! What about you?

Sometimes people delude themselves into believing that they are content with their mate, but unfortunately, satisfaction can often be confused with comfort and safety. How you feel about your relation?

Could you start a conversation with someone you had never talk and met? or can you only do that here in Platinumelounge?

I wonder what is the best way to communicate and find new friends?

> There on the window sill was a little boy and his cat.

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> The boy's mother came to see what they were doing, and she heard the little boy preaching God's word to his cat. So she went about her chores.

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Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce

with Minney.

The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for

divorce for being insane.

Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she

was insane, I said she was fuc**** Goofy ...

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--Frank Harris

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Everyone wants to have a great sex! It doesn’t matter if you’re 18 or 81 – there’s just nothing else like it in the world.

But the sad truth is most guys today just aren’t taking the necessary steps they should be to ensure healthy sexual function after the fire of youth has faded.

how many of you on pl would be interested in seeing like a pl

wall full of pictures from our pl family on here?

just wondering ive already put it in the suggestion box

any thoughts on this?

thanks!!

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
Of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person

A man gets on a plane with 6 children

A women sees him and says "Aww are all these yours?"

The man says "No, actually I work for the Trojan Company, and all of these children are customer complaints"

lmao

What if it works? 

Find Out How You Can Run Your Car On Water!

I, for one, am glad you're al here!!!! You're the GREATEST! I love you all! Have a GREAT week!!!!!!!!!!!

ask me here and i will try to help you if i can ?

i have been there done that and have to do it again lol

so if you need something just ask!!!

or you can pm if you like to!!

love,work,kids.

i cant answer questions bout here to much im still a lil new

but they have a questions and answers people here

please ask them for advice about here thank you!! 

do you laugh alot?

Which one has a mass appeal????

Buffet, Bill Clinton or Mittal

hi i was just wondering when your on the computer do you smoke more than you normally would if your not on the computer i find myself doing that and i have no idea why? does any one know why this is? am i just crazy ? and are you tired of hearing we dont have any rights anymore what bout us smokers? cant we have a say in anything? i agree stay away from children and other non smokers who dont like it but why take away all our smoking rooms and etc.....?

have you been to one what do you think?

about your age when you're older

and Spend your Hard Earned Money?

r u a coffee lover

what would you do

do you know of any grown up men who are virgins?

are there persons here who shop online?
www.shopwize.com/4442634
you can shop from this site it has over 150 stores including footlocker an many more.

Do you or your man wear boxers or briefs?

alot of married couples are face with this problem. what are your views on this topic?

your childhood best fren

a South African man who sleeps beside his dead wife at weekends. He didn't want to be parted from her after she died so he has built an air conditioned mausoleum for her in his garden. On friday night through to Monday morning he sets up home there and lives "normally", except he lifts the lid of her coffin and has her join in with life. He doesn't have sex with her! Her skin is now shrunk to the bone as the decomposition process runs its course. Could/would you entertain such an idea if it was your loved one or you? Is he mad or sad. Or is this entirely acceptable to you?

A policeman, on patrol, sighted a car parked in a dark prohibited spot. He crept up to it and switched on his torch. "We ain't doing nothing," said the young woman in the backseat. "We are only necking," said the young man. "Put your neck back in your pants, and scram!" the policeman said to him.

A man put a bouquet on his friend's grave. Then he walked over to another man who had put a bowl of rice on another grave. "Hey,when friend come eatee rice?" he asked. pointing to the bowl, his mouth and writing a
question sign in the air.
Answered the Vietnamese in excellent English,
"Same time when your friend is smelling the flowers."**************************************************

or you use your A/C rite through

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency number, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

4. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Don't spend major time with minor people.
If there are people in your life that continually
disappoint you, break promises, and stomp on your dreams, too judgmental, have different values and don't have your back during difficult times...that is not a friend.
To have a friend, be a friend. Sometimes in life as you grow, your friends will either grow or go. Surround yourself with people who reflect values, goals interests and lifestyle.

When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded t o fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

  Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road..

At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts

- HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!

The man laughs.

He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

The sausage man left a pair of his underwear here the other night. He didn't do it on purpose as far as I know either (he was doing laundry and a pair was left behind by the dryer).

Summer is almost here, and my brain is in a little bit of "camp mode"suggestions on what I should or could do with this pair of underwear? What do you think?

By the way, there are no flagpoles near my home, so running them up one is not an option. But I DO have a good sized chest freezer and tons of art supplies.