A man is just getting on an airplane when he is surprised that he is getting upgraded to first class. He's even more shocked to learn that he'll be sitting next to the pope.
After the flight has been in the air for some time the pope begins doing a crossword to pass the time. After a few minutes, the pope turns to the man and asks,
"Excuse me, but do you know a 4-letter word for a woman?"
The guy is floored. He can only think of one and how can he say that to the pope. He struggles and thinks and thinks and finally the light bulb pops on.
"I think the word you're looking for is aunt." he says relieved.
The Punchline
The pope responds, "Ah yes, that must be it. Do you have an eraser?"
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