A preacher was having a problem with a man always sleeping through his sermon, so one Sunday morning he came up with a plan to embarrass the man so that maybe he would stay awake in the future.
The preacher started his sermon and sure enough in about 5 minutes the man was asleep, so the preacher lowers his voice and says "ok everybody that wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everyone in the congregation stood except for the man who was asleep. Then the preacher said for them to sit back down, then said "now, everybody that wants to go to hell," and then in very loudly added "STAND UP". Well the man who had been asleep jumped up and look around.
Then he said "Preacher, I don't know what we're voting for, but it looks like me and you are the only ones for it.
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