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Haircut or Car?

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
 



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> A dog's diary vs. a cat's diary. 
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   A dog's diary:
 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
 Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!




Hair Spray

A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
into the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the  rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



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Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less                                                          



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Bubba's sister was pregnant and in a bad car accident, which caused her  to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees  that she is no longer pregnant.



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Can you Read this?


Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.



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From First To Last

From First To Last is a post-hardcore band. They have Male Vocals. and in my opinion they're a good band.



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Flyleaf.

It's a good band with a female singer.

They're not as popular as other female vocals in the rock genre.

But is well-known.

Do you know that band?

Do you listen to them?



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Pepsi or Coke



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It's my Birthday.

Yupperz it's my birthday. Yay.



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What do you listen to?



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Music or Television

Which one do you perfer? Or would you rather something else?

Music
67% (2 votes)
Television
33% (1 vote)
Other
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 3




Which one would KISS?

Which of the following would you KISS ?

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Sometimes people delude themselves into believing that they are content with their mate, but unfortunately, satisfaction can often be confused with comfort and safety. How you feel about your relation?



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Start New Conversation

Could you start a conversation with someone you had never talk and met? or can you only do that here in Platinumelounge?



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New friends

I wonder what is the best way to communicate and find new friends? Undecided



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What we completed



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