What's up with the headband brigade's hate for Posh?

Head bound Mushy Fartono isn't the only person who has nasty things to say about Vicky B.'s fashion sense.

Celebutwat spawn Peaches Geldof has echoed the same sentiments.

Here's what the alleged cokehead/child bride had to say about Posh in Nylon:

Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion. I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake. I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day. For me, fashion is about pushing boundaries. Vivienne Westwood once told me that people who aren’t creative or have no love for art don’t dress up, I asked her why people should and she replied simply, “Because it’s fun.”

What do you guys think?

Victoria Beckham or Peaches' fashion plate Courtney Love?

We pick Posh!

[Celebuspawn image via WENN. Posh image via Matrix Photos.]

One of the New York papers reports that a freaked out Rachel Zoe has fled West Hollywood and set up house in an LA highrise.

The celebrity stylist's WeHo home was recently broken into and thousands of dollars worth of dresses and baubles were stolen.

Zoe is known to have good designer vintage stuff! The thief will be making some bank!

Raisinface has moved because she's afraid of getting broken into again and reportedly feels safer in a high rise.

We're sure she'll be extra nice to the highrise's doorman and front desk staff.

[Image via WENN.]

Michael who?

Emily Blunt has found a new love, according to Star.

John Krasinski from The Office is the guy who's now making her heart go pitter patter.

A source revealed that the new lovebirds spent a romantic weekend at a Santa Barbara ranch earlier in the month (before the fires!).

"They ordered room service, took long walks and spent every second together. John really cares for Emily — he totally fawns over her. And she's loving the attention. She's a down-to-earth girl, but it's nice to be treated so well," said the snitch.

John is sooo much hotter than Michael Buble.

Good score, Em!

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Hugh Jackman says that gay rumors piss off his wife more than they piss him off.

He really would like us to believe they're just "rumors"!

One of People's Sexiest Men Alive, Jackman says that beard wife Deborra-Lee Furness has to yell at ladies in the bathroom!

"She said the most infuriating times would be in the bathroom because all she'd hear is: 'Is he or isn't he gay?' 'I don't know, he's married'. 'Oh, who cares? I'm sure he's gay.' She used to call out from the stall: 'He's not gay. I'm telling you he's not.' And there would be silence until someone said: 'I think that's his wife.'"

She's probably just really mad all the time because she's living a lie!

[Image via WENN.]

People's new "Sexiest Men Alive" issue includes an interactive new feature….

Scratch-n-sniff!

The magazine's hunky picks were asked to select their favorite sexy fragrances.

For example Gossip Girl Chace Crawford chose "freshly cut grass" because he grew up playing a lot of football and golf and, as he says, "When I smell freshly cut grass I get this air of competition. It wakes me up, gets me going."

Hmmm…

You know what gets us going??? Ha!

Other notables are Taye Diggs, who picked "vanilla, chocolate, sandalwood and musk essential oils;" Michael Phelps, who chose L’Homme YSL; and Chris Meloni, who chose "a day at the beach."

The next step is a cut out replica of each man's…well, you know what.

[Image via WENN.]

The highest paid actor is also a good humanitarian.

While just in Miami to promote his latest film, Seven Pounds, Will Smith took some tile to visit patients at Miami Children's Hospital.

Smith handed out stuffed animals and DVDs to the kids and took time talking with them and snapping photos together.

Miami Children's Hospital Foundation President, Lucy Morillo, said "We were deeply moved by Will Smith's donation and the true spirit of joy he brought to the many young patients being treated here. We are very appreciative of his heartfelt support and honored to have such a celebrated figure as part of our Miami Children's Hospital family."

And that's not even it.

The man whose heart is made of gold and bank account consists of millions even made a donation, for an undisclosed amount, to the Miami Children's Hospital Foundation.

Celebrities doing good, always appreciated!

[Image via Edgar Estrada]

Ain't no party like an Oprah party.

And the Oprah party is taking itself to Washington, D.C., to celebrate the inauguration of Prez-elect Barry O.

On Election Day, the Queen O declared that she had already bought her goddess gown, and now all she needs is a party to match it.

She's reportedly reached out to the Kennedy Center to possibly host her Prez party.

Sounds like it will be quite the Barack bash!

Winfrey also reportedly plans to shoot several episodes of her daytime talk show in D.C. the week Barack gets inaugurated.

When Oprah does something, she does it BIG!

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In a brief interview on the red carpet for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Terrence Howard admits he's shallow and then excuses it with his gender.

And when asked what he does to make a woman feel sexy he says, "Just listen to her."

Gag us with some baby wipes!

Then do not CLICK HERE!

Lance Bass is a good looking guy. Why does he have to wear soooo much makeup???? The Dancing With the Stars finalist mugged it up at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.

[Image via WENN.]

This is priceless!!!!!

11-year-old Pruthviraj Patil suffers from hypertrichosis, a rare genetic disorder that results in the growth of unusually thick hair all over the body, except for the palms and soles. The condition is often nicknamed the "werewolf syndrome," but the covering is hair, not fur.

A group of Colombian scientists, however, think they may have found a treatment in the form of testosterone injections. The research is headed by dermatologist Angela Christiano, who, ironically, stumbled upon the possible treatment conducting research on baldness.

She was also part of the research team who discovered the bald gene.

Although the longterm effects are yet unknown, they're hoping the treatment will help.

"Werewolf syndrome" affects less than 50 people in the whole world.

Poor little Pru!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Wow, Chyna!

Girl, you're looking good better.

The Surreal Life 'star' was spotted at an event in Beverly Hills on Wednesday looking like a lovely post op lady.

Thanks for sort of erasing the hot tranny mess picture we had of you in our brain, Chyna!

[Left image via Noemi Torres/WENN. Right image via WENN/Fayes Vision.]

CLICK HERE to see the royal cock.

It's real!

The heir to the British throne was secretly snapped by the paps taking a leak at a polo match and you see Willy's willy!!!!

Now if only we could see Harry's!

Update: Oops. Y'all were too excited for royal peen. Looks like we've crashed the site with Willy's ween.

Hopefully it will be back up again SOON!

Update #2: We found another link!!!!!!!

CLICK HERE to see the royal cock!

Update #3: If for whatever reason both of the above sites are down…

Try THIS ONE too!

Uhmmm…..

This sucks dirty socks!!!!

Yes, this is the poster for the new Jonas Brothers film.

Whose brilliant idea was that???

Yes, that's a pretty pic, but that's NOT a movie poster!

As we all eagerly await Britney: For The Record, EW's got some juicy new soundbites.

On Justin Timberlake and FedEx - whom she jokingly refers to as her "babies' daddy":

With Justin, he was a part of the magnitude of what I had become. So when he was gone I was like, What am I supposed to do with myself? I was devastated [by the breakup] but I handled it a lot better than the [split] with Kevin….He started to do an album for himself and he started to do things for himself, and I just never saw him anymore….When it ended I felt so alone. I didn't really wanna think about the reality of it. I never faced it….I just ran.

On her 2007 breakdown and recovering:

My trust has really been battered….Sometimes it can get kinda lonely….I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself. I let certain people into my life that were just bad people…because I was lonely….I really paid the consequences for that. Big time….What the hell was I thinking?

On fame:

At first, it's amazing, the first year or two, because it's like, I'm a celebrity!….It didn't really touch me until I had been working for six years….I wanted to just stop. I wanted to create a new life.

And on the current state of her life:

Do I know my life is weird? It's all I've ever known. I don't see it as being weird….I'm kind of stuck in this place and I'm like, How do you deal? I just cope with it every day….It's better not to feel anything at all and have hope than to feel the other way….It's bad. I'm sad. (At this point she breaks down into tears! Poor BritBrit, "she's so lucky, she's a star, but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart.") It's like Groundhog Day every day. It's really boring….Normal is really different for everybody….In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me….It could be a lot worse. There are people out there who have it a lot worse than I do….I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.

The 90 minute MTV documentary airs November 30th and follows the singer over the three months following her VMA appearance.

Can't wait!

Los Angeles Councilman Dennis Zine is seeking legislation that would ban paparazzi within 20 feet of schools, hospitals, and medical facilities.

The proposal, introduced by Zine this week, comes as a result of a "new breed of paparazzi," who are more aggressive than ever.

Zine has long been a crusader for celebrities' right to peace and privacy. He earlier attempted to enact a "personal safety zone" ordinance, that would have required paps to remain a certain distance from celebs, but did not ban the use of long lenses. So while the paps could still get the shot, at least celebs could get to their cars without having to wade through a sea of shutterbugs.

But the bill stalled when the LAPD deemed it "unnecessary and unenforceable."

This new ordinance would protect "sensitive-use locations" at which the presence of 'razzis currently annoys both celebs and citizens alike. Zine said, "The goal is to have a safe area where people can conduct themselves . . . so we don't have the chaotic circumstances we now encounter."

Makes sense to us!

Who wants to be photographed sniffling to the doctor's…or leaving a plastic surgeon's office?!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Wednesday night, singer Mary J. Blige attended the Gucci UNICEF dinner held at The Oak Room at the Plaza in New York.

The usually stylish Blige was sporting head-to-toe lots of dead animals!

She had on a black knee-length dress, what looks to be leather boots, a fur Louis Vuitton scarf, and a large fur coat.

We wonder if the scarf and coat are real fur???

What do U think?

We're guessing no members of PETA were invited to the event. Or there would have been somebody else covered in flour!

[Image via AP Images.]

Guns 'n' Roses' long-awaited new album, Chinese Democracy, is getting shiteous reviews - like this one from The New York Times!

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This is hilar!!!!!!!

Fuck you!